No peace! Kill the Comrade!
Okay. Fine!
I am weak.
Hatred For None.
Rip both arms off a mech.
Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
Get a million points on 1-1.
Punch a Toilet.
Kill Kang :(
Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
Complete level 666.
Into the sun. Well done.
Skip Credits.
Complete 9-1.
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
I understand and I wish to continue.
Kill the Comrade!
Beat a Level without taking damage.
Survive the asteroid belt.
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
Defeat the Worm's heart.
Load the crafting menu.
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
Kick the Comrade's ass!
Destroy the space station!
"The game just called me a F$#!stick!"
Survive the tutorial!
Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.
Beat Heaven.
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.